A little over six years ago, I was diagnosed with Cancer. I was told that among other permanent changes to my body, the chemotherapy and radiation was likely going to leave me completely sterile – I would be unable to have a baby by “conventional” means. At that point in my l... More >
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January 6th, 2010
Holy Shit! We’re back!
Jesus fucking Christ! (Feels good to swear sometimes, doesn’t it?) Okay so the site still doesn’t fully function, but I’ve decided to make this site work for me. But first I’m going to lay down a few rules. They are for anyone looking to start a fight based on some ... More >
December 29th, 2009
Best Shots of 2009
I’ve had my DSLR for just over a year now, and while I don’t fully understand how to use its myriad settings, I like to think I at least have a good eye for shots…occasionally. This year I drove through the maritime provinces, visited my ancestral home, and went to Newfou... More >
Opinions
Let the iWhining commence!
No sooner did Steve Jobs exit stage left than the Internet megaverse breathed a collective sigh of “That’s it???” Users were stunned, stunned! that the new iPad did not, in fact, fellate its users while mowing the lawn, doing your taxes a... More >
Opinions
Lying: It’s a legitimate strategy!
The attempt by the Conservative / Right Wing / Neocon / Sith movement to kill health care reform amuses and sickens me. I say “amuses” because, as a Canadian, this debate really doesn’t directly affect me. I say “sickens” because the absurd and outright
Video Games
Left 4 Disappointment
Left 4 Dead is my perfect game. There, I said it. It has everything I need for the ultimate video game experience. Zombies, shotguns, fire, pills. Everything a growing boy needs. Since it first came out last November I have logged over 53,595 zombie kills in countless Campaign, Versus and ... More >
Game Review
Mass Effect 2
There’s one major quality that most games released today seem to lack: Immersion. Perhaps in my old age I’m becoming less imaginative, and getting “sucked in” to e... More >
Reviews
Best Albums of 2009
Below are my Top 5 Albums from 2009. I think overall this year was kind of a let-down; there weren’t too many releases that really blew my socks off. There was a notable absence of some of bands (another year without a Tool album…*sigh*) while other bands came back fro... More >
Album Review
Them Crooked Vultures
The word “supergroup” gets thrown around a lot. Lately there haven’t been a lot of notable bands in this category. Rage Against the Machine minus the rage plus a whole lot of Chris Cornell, good for one album but I ... More >
