Holy Shit! We’re back!

Jesus fucking Christ! (Feels good to swear sometimes, doesn’t it?) Okay so the site still doesn’t fully function, but I’ve decided to make this site work for me. But first I’m going to lay down a few rules. They are for anyone looking to start a fight based on some moral bullshit or sensitivity crap. If you are here, in my house, you have to accept the following:

I hereby declare:

• I reserve the right to swear, curse, defame, or besmirch as much I want. (Fuck yeah!)
• Everything I say is my opinion and it’s my bloody right to say it. (If you don’t like it, my opinion is that you can go fuck yourself)
• I will offend (Guaranteed!)

That’s all I can think of right now. I guess this website has been down since June 2006, so like 3.5 years? Yikes. I’ve decided that the website will never be officially “finished”, so I’m just going to add/change features as I see fit. First thing will be the design, that has to change. The “Photos” panel above was always supposed to be temporary. That will be upgraded to something more awesome in the near future. Also, when I decide what “style” the illustrations should be (needs to be something I can do quickly and easily and still easily produce a web file…ideas?)…I’ll start getting busy with the drawrings.

Oh yeah, and fix the damn Twitter feed. I don’t know nearly enough code to pull that off properly? I’m a Designer that Codes, not a Coder that Designs. There’s a difference. I’m proud that I’ve managed to cobble together a Wordpress template with sliding jQuery panels and sIFR. No, it doesn’t link to Digg or Twitter for realsies. I have the Digg part working, but I haven’t been able to figure out the Twitter part. I need it to:

1. Generate a shortened URL using ow.ly, bit.ly, or some other short URL generator
2. Open Twitter in a new window
3. Tell Twitter to put the shortened URL into the Tweet window

That doesn’t sound that hard, does it? Well Google is giving me nothing. I’d love to know how…

Which reminds me? Can anyone comment? I think I enabled it, but if all you’re going to do is offer me penis medication, I’m good, thanks. In fact, fuck right off.

I suppose after that I’ll redesign the look and/or feel. By then I should have a style idea.