No sooner did Steve Jobs exit stage left than the Internet megaverse breathed a collective sigh of “That’s it???” Users were stunned, stunned! that the new iPad did not, in fact, fellate its users while mowing the lawn, doing your taxes a... More >
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Archive for the ‘Writings’ Category
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009
Lying: It’s a legitimate strategy!
The attempt by the Conservative / Right Wing / Neocon / Sith movement to kill health care reform amuses and sickens me. I say “amuses” because, as a Canadian, this debate really doesn’t directly affect me. I say “sickens” because the absurd and outright
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009
Left 4 Disappointment
Left 4 Dead is my perfect game. There, I said it. It has everything I need for the ultimate video game experience. Zombies, shotguns, fire, pills. Everything a growing boy needs. Since it first came out last November I have logged over 53,595 zombie kills in countless Campaign, Versus and ... More >
