Thursday, May 20, 2004 – 9:24 am

This won’t hurt a bit…

Who the hell invented chemotherapy, anyway?

“Hey! I’ve got a good idea! Let’s cure cancer by making totally and utterly SICK! We’ll reduce them to mere fragments of their former selves until they just can’t take it any more and everything they once took for granted is now completely impossible! We’ll make them wish they were dead and that the cancer WOULD win…THERBY making the cancer not want to pick on the patient any more because he was no longer a challenge! It’s REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!”

Because I think that’s what they’re up to. Nothing that feels this bad could possibly be good. It’s like curing a headache with a sledgehammer…or leeches…or drilling holes in one’s head.

Please put me out of my misery…

Mood: Low.