Thursday, June 24, 2004 – 10:38 am
TO ALL E-MAIL SPAMMERS
I AM PERFECTLY CONFIDENT WITH THE SIZE OF MY PENIS. IT DOES NOT NEED ENLARGING OF ANY KIND, WHETHER IT BE VIA PILL, INJECTION, FOOD ADDITIVE OR RADICAL SURGERY. I ENJOY MY PENIS. OTHER PEOPLE ENJOY MY PENIS. MY PENIS IS JUST FINE, THANK YOU FOR ASKING. PLEASE STOP ASKING ME IF I WANT MY PENIS TO BE LARGER. I FEEL GOOD ABOUT MY PENIS.
And on a seperate note, I feel that my breasts are of an adequate size. There is no need to enlarge them or increase their firmness in any way. If I ever feel the need to make my breasts larger, I will consult a list of board-certified physicians available through my family doctor.
And while were at it; Tammy, I don’t want to meet with you. I don’t even know you. Your picture of you upside down with your underside exposed is very nice, but I’m just not attracted to you in that way. Please stop e-mailing me asking me to meet you. I doubt we’re even in the same city. Thank you for your offer to “fill every one of my dirty holes with your sweet man-juice” but I will have to respectfully decline on the grounds that I am a married man, and you are a figment of somebody’s imagination.
Does that about do it? Okay. Thanks.