Sunday, August 1, 2004 – 5:46 am

Cancer in My Dreams

I think I can sleep easy now. I have officially told the people in my dreams that I have cancer.

They were a group of computer nerds selling second-hand console video games – one of which was a Transformers/GI Joe game that featured hot Cobra lesbians. You see, I had to distract Megatron with Cobra Orbs to get past the gate that was guarded by the Cobra Queen and her new girlfriend…that she started making out with…and they were both topless.

I fucking kid you not.

Mood: Lesbians!